morning glory
slang An involuntary erection that a man achieves during sleep and wakes up with in the morning. I rolled over to snuggle my boyfriend, only to bump off of his morning glory. I hate waking up with both a morning glory and an urgent need to pee!
morning missile
slang An involuntary erection that a man achieves during sleep and retains upon awakening. I rolled over to snuggle my boyfriend, only to bump off of his morning missile. I hate waking up with both a morning missile and an urgent need to pee!