ossifer
slang A humorous mispronunciation of "officer" (as in "police officer"), used especially to suggest that the speaker is inebriated. A: "No, ossifer, I swear I haven't been drinking at all tonight!" B: "Sir, you can't even stand up straight."
occifer
slang A humorous mispronunciation of "officer" (as in "police officer"), used especially to suggest the speaker is inebriated. A: "No, occifer, I swear I haven't been drinking at all tonight!" B: "Sir, you can't even stand up straight."