crumpet
noun
1
sexually desirable women considered collectively; hence, desirable men. Originally of women only; men weren't so categorised until the 1980s UK, 1936.
2
the head UK, 1891.► a bit of crumpetsexual intercourse NEW ZEALAND, 1984.► bow the crumpetto plead guilty. Formed on CRUMPET (the head); from bending the head in unspoken affirmative AUSTRALIA, 1975.► not worth a crumpetworthless AUSTRALIA, 1944